
I was at my desk on a grey Saturday afternoon in Beijing when my phone rang. Guess who was on the line? Sigmund Freud. Turns out he read my incisive yet whimsical interview with Nietzsche and wanted to get in on the act.
Freud was in Beijing to attend a Cigar Conference and wanted to know if we could meet somewhere for a cup of coffee. Naturally I accepted. What follows is a transcript of our conversation.
Jonathan:
So, what do you think about social games?
Freud:
On a personal level, I like to play them. They are a rather healthy diversion and I encourage my patients to play as well. You see many people have trouble socializing, like talking with other people, but the games are a sort of Social Lubricant and I’m all for that. I am actually pretty interested in using psychoanalysis to study how people play Social Games.
Jonathan:
Really? Like the Oedipus Complex or something?
Freud:
Ya sure, like that. To some degree everyone playing a game like X City or PapayaFarm is acting out a desire to be “the man.” I mean stealing crops, that is very Oedipal. Also I can tie behavior to psychoanalysis.
Jonathan:
How?
Freud:
Well back to stealing crops, that is clearly a manifestation of the id. The desire to be on top of Papaya’s leaderboards, well that is your super-ego talking. Also there is “Papaya Envy.”
Jonathan:
Excuse me? Papaya Envy? What?
Freud:
Sure, I don’t have Papayas, but you have them so I envy you. This makes me want to get some Papayas. You see it is not a difficult concept. I am even considering using Papaya to analyze dreams. What are social games but a waking dream. Papaya is a direct path to the unconscious.
Jonathan:
So you can analyze a game just like a dream?
Freud:
Let me use a case history to explain. You see I had this woman who was a patient. Her index finger, it just stopped working one day. She went to a doctor who found nothing wrong. Then she went to another doctor, again nothing. Test after test and they found nothing. I had the lady play PapayaFarm and then, you know we dug around in there, in her brain and got to the root of the problem. She had this unconscious desire to destroy her friend’s farm. Once we discovered this, she destroyed the farm with a working finger! Sure she lost a friend, but she gained a finger!
Jonathan:
Umm…Ah…Tell me, what do you feel when you play a game on Papaya? What’s the experience?
Freud:
First of all, it is quite a ritual. I like to play laying down on a couch in a quiet place. I smoke a cigar while I play, of course, then I just let my subconscious and unconscious take over. After it is over, well I feel relaxed, maybe enervated.
Jonathan:
Enervated?
Freud:
Sure a calm soothing feeling washes over me. You know, I used to be afraid of travelling, but since Papaya is on my phone, I can be relaxed, enervated wherever I go. Back in the day, there was nothing to do but read. So ya, I do have a good data plan, I play all the time when I’m on the road.
Jonathan:
Do you buy stuff on Papaya?
Freud:
Ha. (Looking sheepish yet pensive) Ya, I guess I’m sort of a whale. My publishing deal is pretty good and I mean, ya I’ve been known to buy lots of stuff for my Avatar. I wonder what that says about me?
Jonathan:
Well…
Freud:
I think it says nothing. Sometimes an Avatar Hat is just an Avatar Hat. It’s not like I’m discontented or anything. I buy because it’s bling bling awesome. You know it is important not to dig too deep into things.
Jonathan:
What does how you play Papaya say about your relationship with your mother?
Freud:
No comment…I uhh….
Jonathan:
Sorry, Sorry. How do we find you on Papaya Sigmund?
Freud:
SiggyIDGangsta. Friend me and follow my Circle. I drop the knowledge there. Can you add Cigars to Papaya?
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